The sooner I get an iPhone the better. What with all these uber-cool accessories about, I feel like a luddite with my Nokia N95. A want to be able to make $3.27 purchases on the Apple App store site. And how about this, a special iTripod! Be still my beating heart. Look at it. Who wouldn’t want one?

Oh no, look, I broke the needle on my Sarcasm-o-meter!

The “iTripods” are coming. Finally!